Because I'll bite you if you are. while pie may be better than cake, where do cookie cakes rank in all this? This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition … Also, when attempting to serve cake a wedding, you will get charged at least $3 a puny slice (and this is for simple plain old rectangular cakes. Please send any unwanted Christmas cakes my way, I'll comfort them and happily give them a safe home in the depth of my stomach....Other than that a great post as usual....carry on. why yes, yes it is :Dlove itSophia, hey I have you seen the new lady gaga music video, what do yo think of it, someone like you is sure to hav an opinioin, you can see what I think on my bloghttp://confessionsofateenageexpat.blogspot.com/oh and fyi, you know malou from toasters and kangaroo? Brava! I meant that your idea of eating a little cake and coming back later was faulty.2) You're right, ice cream can be eaten with cake. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. White cake with white frosting? Hyperbole and a Half: The God of Cake. Who gives a shit. Bad idea to read this in class! I did not interact with Richard. I just ate ice cream cake inside a pie crust. I have never had a birthday pie.It doesn't change the outcome, but it will make your more objective. My friend, Duncan (and his Mom and Dad, Mr&Mrs Hines) have opposing scientific evidence. Some have actually died after eating from sheer joy. Or Christmas relevance?Oh and P.S. A great pie is better than a great cake, but there are fewer great pies. Cake is cake -- essentially a buttery, small-crumb sweet bread. Cool charts, thanks for posting! @Ninja in a Mazda I've had birthday pie on more than one occasion. I had to google it, which was tough because I didn't remember it well at first...but basically, your pie guy could totally be the new Therapy Buddy drawing.http://www.mytherapybuddy.com/index.shtmlSome of the pictures are weird and hard to see clearly, but basically, it looks like he just got done eating pie. 10,92 € Hyperbole and a Half Notebooks (Set of 3) Allie Brosh. i mean, in reality, its just a giant soft cookie, which, is infinitely better than a small HARD cookie, but is it really a cake?is it?REALLY?while we're on the subject i can't help but bring up the whole "is cheesecake REALLY cake?" Allie Brosh: "Hyperbole and a Half" - Talks at Google. You forgot another important point. Each story of her life brings in a funny perspective that will have you wanting more. It rocks; try it. This post makes me sad because I have Type II diabetes and don't get to eat cake or pie very much at all anymore. Most likely it will either solve all the problems in the world or end humanity in a hyperglycemic blaze of glory. Don't believe me? http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/34040Quite obviously, the cake is a lie.I would, however, like to note one case in which cake is clearly a winner, but the affected audience is much smaller than would apply to this study. Better be made of graham cracker crumbs. Flavored custard filling it is!Pie. Cake is cake -- essentially a buttery, small-crumb sweet bread. 3. Hyperbole and a Half: The God of Cake. Oh my God, it's heaven on a plate!6)Diabetes sucks. So when she had finally gotten a handful of the cake, a chain reaction had then been set into motion. But overall, as a cake person, I found myself very persuaded by your reasoning. 6 Fake Advertisements Based on Real Products. FROM THE PUBLISHER:Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. it too is clearly better than standard cake, yet can we really consider it a cake just because it is named as thus? etc. There are so many reasons why I have to. PROCRASTINATOR!!!! It's so simple and so good it just makes sense!That's like saying penises should go into vaginas, but I'm not going to credit God every time I have sex. I love all sorts of baked goods, but pie takes the cake (pardon the pun)! Its my birthday and I went on earlier hoping you had made a new post and now you have about birthday cake! http://caketroll.tumblr.com/. This shits like scientific. This is surely scientific evidence of the superiority of pie. Pie's biggest advantage is its flexibility. +Jessie, Don't forget you can make a pie with four completely different flavors, also known as a Quad Pie. Hyperbole and a Half: The God of Cake. Cake is wonderful. The first picture shows us a circular pie AND a circular cake. Tremble as I devour your points like morsels of tasty, tasty cake.1) Even your graph admits cake tastes better right off the bat. However, if your mother-in-law is like mine, then you've had to choke down a lot of bad, cardboard-crust, over-sweet, gloppy pies with a fake "MMMMMmmmmmm!" #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. but, just so you know, i WANTED to agree with you, because the pictures were so nice.so at least you're good at debating, if not knowing whether pie or cake is better. 4,7 von 5 Sternen 3.914. it's pastry case, jam, cakey-stuff, frosting and a cherry. Even if you are having a pie for your birthday, you would say "My birthday cake is a pie this year." Since someone's throwing Duncan Hines at me right now, I must be the lone objector.However, PIE is pure bliss for any occasion. Word.(Also? You explain it again, hoping they’ll try a less hope-centric approach, but re-explaining your total inability to experience joy inevitably sounds kind of negative, like maybe you WANT to be depressed… You're saying that pie is more enjoyable because cake is TOO TASTY TO STOP? Also, you can bake surprises, like kittens or glass, into pies. The graphics were especially great. Does that count as cake-relevance? The cake was slathered in impossibly thick frosting and topped. About fucking time we got some real evidence on this very serious debate had in not only America but all other countries (not including the poor ones of course it's very unlikely they have a cake or celebrate birthdays).As my research expands on Foods-I-think-are-Awesome Vs. Foods-Similar-that-aren't-as-Good. Watch your arguments ;) Other tahn taht I found it really funny. Although the pie chart always works, I do think you preclude the possibility of a round cake chart. Then again, if pie v. cake was an easy question, then philosophers wouldn't have spent so much time on it. The enjoyment curve for pie appears to be much more stable over time. My small dog considers me her personal moveable feast. Yeah and you have never even heard of a pizza cake... ummm if you have heard of a pizza cake please contact me... if not then yeah cake totally blows and pie rules! Plus, you also appear to not like the crust of pie. But, you failed to account for the "melty" factor. Moana Cupcake Rings. Hmm, I dunno. Plus, you can't have your cake and eat it too, but I bet you CAN have your pie and eat it too. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? I shared this on facebook. I hope that's okay. Heck no... you break out the baddest apple pie on the rack (which is hopefully on sale). She accompanies these with naive drawings using Paint on her PC. Sorry, I was just so, er...enthusiastic. To a four-year-old child, it was a thing of wonder - half toy, half cake and all glorious possibility. Sponsored Links. Actually, it's basically triple pie since you need apple, pumpkin, and pecan pies to make a complete thanksgiving dessert. I now have pie charts and graphs on my side.You have provided a great service to humanity. And the best part is the fucking cake. For this factor, pie is undoubtedly the winner; have you ever heard of somebody being caked in the face? I'm glad to have something I can easily send to those who have not seen the light of pie. Bacon pie is proof that the flying spaghetti monster (PBUH) loves us and wants us to be happy. For the rest of you reading this, there's no further debate necessary: PIE RULES!!!! Cake, the worst that happens is it gets a bit dry.So, cake or pie? you obviously eat all the wrong cake, have you ever been to a place called Europe, you can't even find pie there because it's so, what's the word, suckie in comparison. Unfortunately my lady friend can attest that I still act much the same way around cake. Also, Red Velvet cake is a wonderful Christmas cake, so cake should be higher for Christmas.And although you touch on frosting in #3, it is all about the flavor ratio. Here is a Cake vs Pie debate on youtube.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUg8LYHCtqg. Please people stop the madness! Instead of trying to flex your rebellious attitude on the web, try removing the expletives.This is good, unfortunately, I will not be sharing it with anyone because of your word choice. I wish that I had pie right now. Pie is more scientifically versatile: 5. Frosting is icky. Pie is number one for sure. The inhomogeneity of cakes lends itself to baking them of different shapes and sizes - to create cake castles etc. Maybe someone mentioned this already I don't know and I'm too lazy to check, but this cake v. pie debate is certainly more detailed than originally thought.http://jezebel.com/5496714/march-madness-the-cake-vs-pie-tournament. Uneven frosting > no frosting.3) Volume schmolume, that's like saying a Volvo beats a Mercedes because it has more seats. No, cooler! I would be interested in the results of such an investigation. Um so I have something to say to all you supposed "cupcake" lovers out there. !Cool beans. Cool as coffee bean gelato. Chocolate chips inside the cake make the cornucopious enjoyment last nearly as long as that of pie. The writer of Hyperbole and a Half, Allie Brosh, uses a combination of hilarious hand drawn pictures and a comical way of explaining the happenings of her life that draws you in. The Microsoft guy. "Thanks for the great read by the way :D. Hmm, well, I prefer the inside of the cake (the cake) to the outside (the frosting) and the outside of the pie (the crust) to the inside (the filling), so my findings are markedly different.Have you done any research into the phenomenon of the Bakewell tart, which is a cake inside a pie crust (with jam)? Cakes can be whimsical, cakes can be awe-inspiring, cakes can be clever, cakes can be beautiful, cakes can be surprising. debate. I have a friend who won't eat birthday cake because he doesn't think it's fair to pie. but, now you have come through for me. The One. Are you a Donut? Cake is far superior. You don't love cake. Crust? if it would survive the mailing (it wouldn't), i would send you a starwberry cake from this local bakery. Hyperbole and a Half gave me a new appreciation for what a depressed person is feeling and not feeling, and what’s helpful and not helpful. I'm odd, I know. Cake is my life. … It's the best holiday ever. I love cake. The God of Cake. Cake is so much more than you give it credit for!Pie is lovely, but it's no cake. Well done. The veritable outcome of Pie vs. Cake is therefore clear and unarguable. Birthdays happen ALL YEAR ROUND! In essence, cake is more versatile, both for good and for bad. My apologies to all if the universe should explode as a result of this. just discovered it and I'm going to have the url tattooed on my ass so i never forget it...:). I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.Brava. I want CAKE for my birthday. It's not really a cake, it's more like a pie, but it 'aint no pie neither. While I can see that you have proven your point on many levels, anyone who gives me a birthday pie will get it right back in his/her face. My fiancé is having Groom's Pie at our wedding instead of Groom's Cake. QUALITY OVER QUANTITY!4) I suppose you've never seen a circular cake, which can be cut into PIE-LIKE SECTIONS? I was overwhelmingly sad for no reason today. (But the average pie crust is meh.). Here it is: http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2010/03/bracketology_pie_vs_cake.html. Cake is something that everyone likes (except us). My need for sugar would become so massive, that it would collapse in upon itself and create a vacuum into which even more sugar would be drawn until all the world had been stripped of sweetness. Hands down the best cake of all but it's kinda more pie-like. Cake is appropriate in a very limited number of situations, whereas almost any day is a great day to have pie. You win this round, pie. In cake, the highest concentration of awesomeness is found in the frosting. Cheesecake is really pie.So pie > cake.End. it is humanly impossible to have too much pie. and whoever begs to differ should have their faces slapped with a fetus. Small and round. i thought of one more thing.If someone handed you an apple or a piece of warm sugar chocolate bread...which do you want?fucking NO you don't want that apple! When you compare the data, it is clear that pie is a better choice. Don't like fruit? It can be a tart, a quiche, a cheesecake (which is really a custard pie), or even a pizza pie! I'm pretty much the same. 1. It's the same amount of cake and frosting, just broken into non-contiguous existence.Cheesecake, yes, 1 point for pie structure, 1 point for cake = extra credit & awesomeness.Ice cream cake & cookie cakes infringe on cake's copyright. my 8-year-old was singing a song about pie the other day, and i was all, "hey, allie (cuz we are on a first name basis from my perspective) owes me a post on cake and pie. I'd wager that 95% of cakes are in one of two flavors -- vanilla and chocolate, and the icing is similarly limited. Cheesecake is the perfect hybrid. I had to. how dare she LET ME DOWN in such a devastating manner. Juan Carlos: Well, duh, what other logical conclusion could you come up with other than a hybrid of cake and pie?? He probably didn't even know. In fact, you used this whole post to complain about cake. OHMYGOODNESS YES.yesyesyes. Your best post yet! Interesting, but how does that hold up to cupcakes? Point for cake? The instructions and video are here: http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/12/video-how-to-make-a-cherpumple-the-monster-pie-cake-charles-phoenix.htmlEnjoy! Also MODG has a point, I have never seen funfetti pie. Gulp. MANIPULATION OF DATA. i'm gonna be switzerland on this issue. But, it always felt like cheating to me. Anybody's guess! WORD. You complain about the uneven distribution of frosting, but pie has no frosting. Boston Creme Pie is the perfect hybrid of a cake and a pie. p.s. Disagree that pie is not a birthday food. Fucking brilliant. My mom baked the most fantastic cake for my grandfather's 73rd birthday party. I loved your Pie vs. Cake post so much I had to write about it on my blog, The World Needs More Pie (blogspot.com). I've also never seen a cupcake chart. 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