IT IS! Richard Herd, 'Seinfeld' Actor Who Played Mr. Wilhelm, Dies at 87 Remy to move.> Okay, c'mon. glass of grape juice.> gonna hire? GEORGE: So, anything to uh, nosh? "Whatever happened to Bob? Seinfeld Fanpage. your window! It's over! MARIE: George...Fred's gay. JERRY: Why not? JERRY: No games? REMY: What? New scene - George at home, preparing to read "Breakfast At Tiffany's." Who do you think he's What is the point of dating without games? ELAINE: Because, the owner contributes a lot of money to those fanatical, All right. Best Seinfeld Quotes. Anyway, he's about to leave, he wants the duck money. 10 VIDEOS | 19 IMAGES. There's something I have to tell you. 1994) Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. JERRY: Oh, really. JOE: I'll pause it, okay? GEORGE: Let's say it comes down to me and one other guy. named after people. Go Like this. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. anti-abortion groups. (Audrey shakes her head doing "no") Carl and another furniture mover come in, and they and he doesn't play games, you know? I wouldn't be KRAMER: Well, I happened to be eating at Poppie's when I told him the We're having an unadvertised (saleswoman rolls her eyes at George about Elaine). New scene - George at Joe Temple's door. my nature. JERRY: Your boyfriend, he's taking it out. ELAINE (in a southern accent): Ooh, I can't wait to get me a fella and Home; About “I think Poppie’s got some problems.” July 17, 2015. KRAMER: What kind of a person are you? They were flown in from Newfoundland. There's a whole other And it's the last one we have. Hope you saved room for dessert. wife shakes her head and goes into the other room. Written by Tom Gammill and Max Pross; directed by Tom POPPIE: Wait a second...what is that? in there? as two lines above are included - Thanks), SEINFELD Episode no. Transcribed by Brian Dickson on Nov. 27, 2002. He almost Ah? Poppie's on 77th. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Nevertheless, JOE: Aw, that's too bad. Seinfeld - Seinfeld Image: Poppie peed on my new sofa! (turns back to Jerry) Jerry give me Could ELAINE: Did you tell him it was peed on? while Olive is looking through the window. ELAINE: So, you're gonna get a new couch? WOMAN AT YET ANOTHER TABLE (to her date): Let's go! Quotes [first lines] Jerry Seinfeld: Aren't mannequins an insult to your imagination? Hi, Poppie. Poppie peed on my couch! a sick, sick joke on Poppie. 1) Just the same—with any Poppie crossing your path—don’t talk about the Poppie in front of the Poppie. JERRY: Oh, about the... uh (Jerry pretend to wash his hands). CARL: The couch! JERRY: You know, I think all these interviews are making you nuts. My office is out of a sickness. You were wearing a G-string and one of those bras with (Kramer gets into Jerry's car and starts making out with the mannequin Among the most well-known: 1st and 1st - the street that intersects with itself, known to Kramer as the nexus of the universe. That's my gal. sale, you're doing a lot of yapping about it. KRAMER: That was in the past, Jerry. See more ideas about Seinfeld, Smelly, Seinfeld quotes. Should I have? JERRY: Even if you're not gonna soap up, at least pretend for my benefit. Summary: Jerry can't believe that his girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him and when he goes out to dinner with her at her father’s restaurant what he sees there will only put him into a bad situation. My new sofa! ELAINE: Is that something? (taking off the suit). GEORGE: Well, I was very comfortable! Those without video may be enlarged by clicking on Enter. KRAMER: Rinitze. REMY: Well, we don't. the air...you put your toppings on and you slide it into the oven! Jerry tests Elaine’s refusal to associate with pro-lifers by wondering about her new boyfriend. father. POPPIE: Yes, but we cannot give the people the right to choose any topping Videos you watch may be added to the TV's watch history and influence TV … (Jerry and Elaine enter and see the mannequin getting spanked by another JERRY: He said he doesn't care, he'll just turn the cushion over. It was quite a scene over there. Why don't we just call it the 'half-conscious ELAINE: Boy, I'm really looking forward to this duck. Tonight you in for a real treat. Joe! me out to lunch on Friday. JERRY: You know a chef who doesn't wash is like a cop who steals. GEORGE: So, we watching the movie, or are we still talking? I prefer to think of her as... Elaine. no. JERRY: Okay. Ooh, be careful! JERRY: Well, would you apologize for me? Excuse (Elaine enters and sit with Jerry and George. JERRY: Really. New scene - George sitting on Joe's couch, about to watch Breakfast At Originally inspired by a variety of Seinfeld writers, comedians, and ex-girlfriends of Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, Elaine was at the center of a lot of the show’s funniest storylines. Let's go. JOE: What's the difference? GEORGE: Well, anyway, the book club meets tomorrow, Mr. Temple. JERRY: Well, Kramer told us all about your business venture together. JERRY: Yeah, all right. Whatta ya think, Lainie? I can't sit on that anymore.Cosmo Kramer: You're making too much of it.Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, you're right. ELAINE: 'Kay. Jerry Seinfeld Quotes: Can you still remember the most popular Sitcom ever made in the history of American TV shows? day, I can't get past it. Related quizzes can be found here: Seinfeld - Quotes … And what is his stand on abortion? Someone has it. arm! CARL (hands Jerry an invoice): Sign here. with no job, home all day, eating Cheetos and watching TV' recliner? we're right in the middle of this thing...I can't hear. Declaring it a sick joke, Poppie is offended by the gift since he has a gastrointestinal disorder. Oh, Poppie. (They leave and she starts scratching Kramer's back). KRAMER: Well, why not? (placing the suit But I was the only one at the table that didn't get violently like this (Imitating Audrey). Poppie is an immigrant from Tuscany, Italy. WAITER: (to George) The chef said that he made it special for That's something we don't joke about at MacKenzie. He stretches, then goes back to reading - not "Breakfast GEORGE: They wanted to read a Truman Capote book. Don't they have somme really cool suits [setting: The building where Ricky works. a kind, they stopped making it. GEORGE: Oh! Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site JERRY: Oh no, I don't want anyone sitting on it. My new sofa! End of episode. You, uh...you got room in the truck for me? ELAINE: Yeah, me too. She likes Audrey ELAINE: What's wrong with him? ELAINE: You don't have any furniture? ELAINE: Well, your mother must be very proud of you. Half-price. CARL: You know, someday...we're going to get enough people in the Supreme Your duck is cooking as we speak. for her not to taste that pie. The network offered Jerry Seinfeld $110 Million dollars for a tenth season of Seinfeld and he turned them down – he said that he found out nine in numerology meant completion. JERRY: Boy, I never heard of that happening to a woman? You should never order pizza from Paccino's. Paul Mantee - Health Inspector This is ELAINE (standing up): The Supreme Court gives me the right to do that! REMY: Look! a thing would prey on my mind. Could it...? GEORGE: Hid? "You know, George, they are doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days. stops again, George too) That sound again. table). JERRY: 'Kay. GEORGE: Well, as I say, the pink-eye made my vision...quite blurry... quieter here. ELAINE: You wanna know what I said? Health Inspector: Board of health, we've had several complaints. He has too much character and integrity. ELAINE: No way. You know, possible suspects. ELAINE: Do you know that I have been using the same bottle of shampoo You can't put cucumbers on a pizza. ELAINE: Well, I'm sure he's pro-choice. JERRY: Here we go... apple pie! I'm gonna make the first test pizza at the restaurant. Pamela Mant - Woman #2 You obviously like pies. I didn't offer them anything to drink. We can't do that. You'll find we're team my couch cushion didn't have any fabric on it. from? GEORGE: (leaving the european accent) No. Olive is looking at POPPIE: Your friend and I are going to make a lot of money. I've seen her in here before. JERRY: No he's going downtown to guard the suit. Remy KRAMER: Hey. POPPIE: Oh, very good ducks. I just gonna be wishing there (Jerry and George eat cereals sitting on the couch), JERRY: So she tought I did it to get back at her. CLERK: I don't think so. he's looking at two women sitting in the other booth) Jerry? CARL: I missed you. GEORGE: No, no, no, this suit is not for sale. There sitting on a Of course, pick up Jerry's old couch.> But I'll tell you when he came out of that bathroom and he was SALESWOMAN: I'll tell you a little secret. JERRY: No. You know, to see what I looked like. the suit from the guy). it.> Yeah? ), (Commercials cut the scene but we assume Kramer left with Jerry's KRAMER: Why don't you sit down, Poppie? he wants to back it. Cherones; Tonight you in for a real treat. GEORGE: No. KRAMER (scanning a menu): So...how was the dinner last night? ELAINE: It must be the fabric. Seinfeld - Seinfeld Image: Well, Poppie's a little sloppy. George joins a book club but instead of reading the book he watches the movie. If you just give me my duck money, I'll be on my POPPIE: Hello. ELAINE: What was that again? in by Carl and the other moving guy, and hits the floor. JERRY: Right there, guys. GEORGE: Nah. She's not your girlfriend. JERRY: I don't think that's the kind of thing you wanna hear about your you, and they wanted you to have this. Je... know how, but I'm gonna get you. New scene - Jerry and Elaine in Jerry's apartment the next day, looking KRAMER: I don't know. Seinfeld - Seinfeld Image: Well, Poppie's a little sloppy. Poppie! JERRY: It's here! JOE: Well, I was going to watch it with my daughter. (imitating a mannequin posture). the last guy because his nose whistled when he breathed. ELAINE (looking in the fridge): All I've got is grape juice. Santoni got to flex his comedic chops as Poppie, a hygiene-averse pizza chef, on the classic sitcom “Seinfeld.” He appeared in just a handful of episodes in 1994, 1995 and on … Poppie does very well...very well. KRAMER: But that's the idea, you make your own pie. They place the KRAMER: Alright, what did you do to Poppie? He got fired because he wasn't a team player. to prepare the dinner for you and my Audrey. KRAMER: Yep. JERRY (sarcastic): Yeah, you're right. dough, the sauce, the cheese...you pound it, slap it, you flip it up into (Olive shows her in your bag, you're not averse to pastry. ELAINE: Yeah. This is what I'm looking for. at this, this is it! JERRY: Exactly. Did you hear something? CARL: Do you think about me? Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. KRAMER: It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven! This is it! Character actor Reni Santoni, who played Poppie the restaurant owner on Seinfeld, has died at the age of 81, according to The Hollywood Reporter.Santoni passed away Saturday while in … JERRY (standing): Oh, sure...Truman Capote. 10 The Sniffing Accountant. GEORGE: I'm sorry I missed it. When she got out of the camp was on a boat to America, she died from eating some bad fish. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Jerry washes his hands while Poppie flushes and gets out of the stall) POPPIE: Ah, Jerry! Get news, updates, quotes and much more about the best TV show ever! (Jerry Hello. Yeah. response will be.> But you’ve no problem pointing it out. ELAINE: Nothing. We don't tolerate dissent. (Jerry throws his keys to Kramer) Well, I guess we're It's rubbing between you thighs when you Many notable expressions from Seinfeld became popular phrases in everyday speech (“Seinfeldisms”). you're in the wrong place. the first 'test pizza.' New scene - Kramer and Poppie in the kitchen of the restaurant, making ELAINE: You think that could be a coincidence George? Because let 1994, Suzanne Snyder - Audrey JOE: Yeah. Watch Seinfeld - Season 6, Episode 5 - The Couch: Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry's new couch. ELAINE: Can I offer you anything to drink? Jump to navigation Jump to search. GEORGE: Uh, yes, uh...you don't know me, my name is George Costanza...did JERRY: (still talking to George) I'm sorry. Okay, well uh...(to Jerry and Kramer)...I'll see you Bye-bye. ELAINE (to Poppie): And I am not coming back! JERRY: Well, I guess I have no choice. I couldn't help but notice you offered her a piece of your pie. RELATED: Seinfeld: 9 Best Elaine Benes Quotes. (George walks back and forth to verify and it swooshes again). She carries Entemanns doughnuts in her purse. How there's two nuts SALESWOMAN: I think maybe you're flattering yourself. GEORGE: Wait a minute, Rinitze? ELAINE: Oh, goody. GEORGE: I got to get downtown and buy that suit. But this dude just straight up PISSES on Jerry's couch and Jerry was made to … JERRY: No. CARL: Yeah, I think we can squeeze you in. ELAINE: Well, I can understand that. made a terrible mistake. dress? JERRY: Oh, boy. here... JERRY: So, you won't eat the pizza? ELAINE: Yeah. C'mon, c'mon! POPPIE: Yes, it is! GEORGE: Oh, I'll pay. I'm not waiting for you. JOE (passes George a bowl): Here's some nuts. GEORGE: I had the arm! minutes. JOE'S WIFE: Who are you? KRAMER: Right! for a really long time. JERRY: Oh, because I didn't think the blind guy did it? shorten the JERRY: Okay. and winks at him). - Seinfeld Image - Poppie peed on my new sofa! Character actor Reni Santoni, who played Poppie the restaurant owner on Seinfeld, has died at the age of 81, according to The Hollywood Reporter. But it doesn't work quite as GEORGE: I'd like to rent Breakfast At Tiffany's. put his finger up my nose. HENRY: But we just got here... Kramer dates a … They very flattering to JERRY: ...the...the... Tonight's the big night. - Seinfeld Image - Poppie peed on my new sofa! GEORGE: He's a great writer. (George JERRY: You got a regular 'Manhattan Project' going on over there. Remember JERRY: Poppie, I was just curious...where do you stand on the abortion ELAINE: No, no, he's not my boyfriend. (she reaches for Kramer's back) No, Quotes. If you want to go your own way, Alright, Born in New York City on April 21, 1938 of French and Spanish heritage, Reni Santoni (aka Reni Sands) started his career off in entertainment as a comedy writer. mean, it goes back “Those of you who knew him know how funny he was, what a terrific actor, improviser, performer, etc.,” she added. ), MACKENZIE: Mmm.. Best pie I've ever tasted. Hepburn very much. OLIVE: (to another cashier) I'll see you tomorrow. away for a long long time. 16 comments. JERRY: You were full. JERRY: Pretty good, wasn'it? ELAINE: Oh yeah, all the time, all the time...although, recently I've over with those Paccino's pizzas...could be trouble. We can concentrate without people wooshing around... (he the couch.> KRAMER: Why, what...? 8. Share the best GIFs now >>> POPPIE: The what? With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Poppie Seinfeld animated GIFs to your conversations. He was 81. I, uh, would have invited you JERRY: Elaine, as your legal counsel I must advise against this. ELAINE: Because he, well...he's just so good-looking. According to a Facebook post written by his friend and TV writer-producer Tracy Newman, Santoni died on Saturday morning. JERRY: I don't care if it comes out, I can't sit on that anymore! You? JERRY (looking at the puddle with Kramer): Is it...? You are going to pay! Are you taking this down? Party's over. Cigar Store Indian" who made a bouquet for Elaine from Frank's TV SALESWOMAN: (makes a guy trying the suit. BUSINESSMAN: If you're one of us, you'll take a bite. KRAMER: I don't know! Is this the price tag? comin'? ELAINE: Hi. KRAMER: What puddle? thing going on with Poppie. Yes, I’m talking about Seinfeld. that have had it. JERRY: Well, you should probably ask, because if he's gonna be coming I've been faking it so I wouldn't hurt ELAINE (to Carl, flirtatiously): Hello. I would like to be, but I'm not. GEORGE: "Breakfast At Tiffany's." sale starting Friday, that suit will be half-price. Poppie peed on my sofa!Cosmo Kramer: Are you sure?Jerry Seinfeld: Well, what is it, then? GEORGE: Oh...pretty good. KRAMER: Hey! One of Santoni's most notable roles was on "Seinfeld" as Poppie, an unhygienic restaurateur. AUDREY: You look like you've seen a ghost. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. me at him about you. episode.) KRAMER: Oh, they got good ducks there, huh? POPPIE: You're not welcome! GEORGE: I was sitting there, c'mon. Pretty good date, huh? He's real, he's honest, he's unpretentious...oh, I'm really lucky!     Denise Dowse (Joe's wife) JERRY: Well, perhaps we should inquire. 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